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What are you doing?

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I'm waiting for them to attack.

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There he goes.

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That one's an asshole, just like you.

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Oh my god.

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We're starting this early, really?

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Yeah, why not?

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Jesus.

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Alright, so let's be, uh, I gotta be,
look, listen to me. Before we start

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opening cabinets.

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You're supposed to be cleaning that tank
out. You're not supposed to be feeding

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the fish.

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Um, well, like, I don't want the fish.
You want me to clean it?

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You're supposed to clean the tank out.
We talked about this. That's not my job.

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That's your job. You brought the fucking
fish home.

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You don't do anything around here. We
talked about this already. I showed you

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how to do it. I told you like ten times.

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You don't do anything. You're always on
your fucking phone.

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Oh, dude, I just pay for everything in
the house and your hair and everything

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else you got on.

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Well, what am I supposed to fucking
clean? What do you even have? It looks

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to me. I told you. The cabinet
underneath the fish tank, there's a

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This is a siphon?

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Yes, and there's a bucket on the back
porch.

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And you get the bucket.

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What do I look like to you?

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What are you, acting like Cinderella now
when you think this is?

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I don't want to get my hands dirty. I
just got my nails done.

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This is disgusting.

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This doesn't even look right. This looks
disgusting.

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It's still...

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Haven't fucking done the dishes? I put
them in the dishwasher.

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That's like the same thing. It's been
three days.

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So? They're going to get clean. Maybe if
we didn't eat so much, I would have to

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wash the dishes. Oh, and you don't eat?

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Yeah, no.

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That's how I stay so pretty.

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This is gross.

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You don't do anything around here, man.

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Thank God. I shouldn't have to. Have you
even smelled that? That thing that's

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clean?

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So you're just going to put dirty dishes
back in?

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Yeah. You're going to rewash them and
then put them back in the dishwasher?

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Well, like, I mean, it was going to
work, right?

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You're such a dick.

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Do you want me to clean the fucking fish
tank or do the fucking dishes? What is

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wrong with you? Your fucking hormones
are out of control.

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What is wrong with you?

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We agreed. We talked about this. How are
you going to get paid for anything

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around here if you're not fucking
working or doing shit?

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No, she's not going to give you any more
money unless you start fucking doing

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shit around here because you can't live
with us if you're not going to do

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anything.

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Wow. Because it's about that, it's
almost that age.

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You're not going to kick me out.

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Whatever. Well, that's, we're going to
have to do some, some form of discipline

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or something because you can't just stop
around here just doing whatever the

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fuck you want and not doing anything.

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I do get to do what I want, so. No, you
don't.

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And the dishes will wash themselves.

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Don't you, like, have someone for that?

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You're, like, the worst step out of
anybody.

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Isn't she, like, only with you, like,
for your money anyway?

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Like, don't you, like, have a maid that
could do all of this?

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Yeah, you.

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That's not what it is. Why would I hire
a maid when I have you that sits here

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and stares at your phone and stays on
social media all day? That is my job.

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I have to do that.

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Oh, yeah, it's your job.

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I'm, like, I'm trying to keep up
followers, okay? I'm on, like, 54 .7K

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now. Like, you could never even imagine.

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I'm not doing this. For what? Why would
you have that many followers for stupid

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-ass videos? Because people actually
like me, unlike you.

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Yeah, well.

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I don't have to have a nice job to get a
wife. You know what I think? Turn

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around. You know what I think? I think
it's time that we have some kind of

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discipline going on. You're wearing
these short shorts around here, which I

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you a million times not to wear, didn't
I?

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Well, maybe if you weren't looking at
them.

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Well, I mean, they're...

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You're half naked, so how could I not
notice?

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That's your problem. It's not my
problem.

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No, it's your problem, too, because I'm
about to... What? I'm about to go

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back... What? We're about to go old
school.

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Oh, are you going to spank me?

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I am, actually.

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Oh, are you going to get a ruler, too?

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Shut up. Are you serious?

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Shut up.

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I'm not 12.

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Yeah, I think I'm... Don't go over
there.

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You want to keep talking shit? Oh, so is
this supposed to be, like, corporal

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punishment? Like...

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Oh, my God. Ow.

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I'm totally going to do the dishes now.

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You're totally not going to get paid
anymore unless you shut the fuck up. Oh,

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God. Whatever.

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Yeah. Where's your mom at, anyways?

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I don't fucking know. My girl, she's
shopping for your fat.

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I'll show you how this went down when I
was your age. Oh, yeah?

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Yeah. Something like this.

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Ow. Oh, my God. It hurts so much.

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I'm sure you can get harder than that.

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I'm not trying to leave marks on you so
your mom notices, you know. Because I

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know you'll be walking around here naked
in front of her.

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Yeah, you seem to like it.

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You seem to like it, too.

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You're not resisting very much, are you?
No, no, no. You're kind of posed there.

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Whatever.

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Are you done yet?

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No, I'm not. Take them off.

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Take them off?

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Take them off. You really want me to
take my pants off? Yeah.

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I'm not joking. I told you. We're going
to start.

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Like you're not going to church. You're
not doing anything. You're supposed to

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be doing we're gonna start doing some
real discipline around here

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Exactly

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Just

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like that

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I'm totally going to wash the dishes
now. You're probably going to behave

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this for sure.

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I'm totally going to behave.

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Are you done yet?

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No, I'm not.

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Not until you at least say you do or
don't like this. Do or don't what?

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Like it?

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It could be better. We could do a little
better.

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I haven't smacked you in a long time.

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Yeah, sometimes I can.

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You have to work.

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I'm not scared of you anymore.

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You seem to be having fun.

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Okay there.

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You're a little too excited.

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I'm not getting excited.

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I'm making sure you're straightened out.

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I'm a little bent over right now.

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I see that.

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Oh, okay.

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Someone's excited.

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You don't want that kind of discipline.

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Oh, really? I think I can.

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Probably not that much.

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I don't ever hear mom scream, so... You
ever going to stop talking shit? Do you

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ever just be nice? Or are you just
constantly just bitching? Well, I'm nice

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other people other than you.

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You're the best stepdad that ever lived.

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I'm getting annoyed.

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Are you a little numb yet?

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No, not at all.

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Maybe there's other ways to motivate
you. Oh, yeah?

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Yeah, maybe. I don't know. It seems like
you get furious when I spank you.

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Flavor it a little bit. It's like a
magic button.

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I see that.

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Can you imagine if your mom walked in
right now?

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What kind of weird shit are y 'all
doing?

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Yeah, but when she goes out, she's going
to be back for like five hours. I

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thought you'd been there peeking at me
in the shower the other day. You even

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me full.

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A little horny teenager.

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I don't know what you're talking about.

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I just needed to grab mascara.

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Bullshit. I looked out of the window.
You thought I was fucking washing my

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but I was watching. You were just
staring.

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Oh, well, obviously you were staring
too.

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I wasn't taking a shower. You were just
looking at me all curious.

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Thank God. Nothing I haven't seen
before.

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All right, you can pull them up.

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Finally. Yeah.

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Hopefully that motivated you a little
bit to start, like, getting something

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around here.

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Maybe.

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I'm trying the old school methods
because obviously communicating verbally

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not working.

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Money tends to motivate a little bit,
but I don't want you to be solely

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dependent on people for money.

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So I figured I'd try a little physical
discipline like back in the day. Oh,

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yeah? Is that all you had in mind?

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Because I don't think that really did
the trick. You might have to do a little

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more if you actually want to get through
to me.

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Yeah? You didn't like that?

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The part.

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You liked it. See, I knew you did. Don't
fucking front.

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I've had better. You're like old guys
looking at your fucking asshole, aren't

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you?

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There's a little fucking purge.

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I'm trying to do a little discipline and
then you try to act like a little slut.

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What do you have on with this anyway?

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Nothing. Let me see.

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See? Nothing.

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I'll put that back down.

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Just always just doing something super
slutty.

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You know what I do on the weekends.

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Away from you guys.

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This is what's going to happen.

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So, I guess, since you're being cool and
not being too prude around here, maybe

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we skip these dishes and fucking skip
cleaning that fish tank. Oh, yeah?

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Yeah, we could. So, what's the change of
heart? Now I don't have to do anything?

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I kind of want to look at your ass.

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Yeah? Mm -hmm. I know your generation.
You would much rather have your stepdad.

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Looking at your ass groping you, then
cleaning that tank or washing dishes,

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right? I'd probably be quicker anyway.

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Well, was it?

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A little.

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Huh? So I don't have to do them anymore?

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No. What do you think we're talking
about here?

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Sweet. Yeah, so, but moving forward,
same deal.

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Fine. Because you know what? Because you
want to know the truth.

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I don't really give a fuck. It's not me.

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Because I think you're kind of cute.

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Oh. Because you're kind of developing
now.

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Oh. It's not me. It's your fucking mom
hounding me to death at night about how

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you don't do anything around here. It's
not me. I'm telling you, it's your

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fucking mom.

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I don't give a fuck. That's funny.

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She never says anything to me. I know,
because she's afraid of you.

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Makes sense.

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She doesn't want to argue with you.

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Especially after she works all day. So
you're going to do the dishes? No, this

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is what we're going to do.

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We're going to act like... You got
disciplined today, which you did.

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Technically, it just doesn't work
because you're rebellious and insane and

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probably having perverted thoughts.

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We're going to talk to her and we're
going to act like you got... Are you

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to say yes or are you going to just keep
getting a smart ass?

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Yes. All right, cool. So we're going to
act like you got in trouble today.

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Okay. And what we're going to do is
we're going to tell her that you cleaned

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tank and we're going to do the dishes
together and we'll knock it out twice as

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fast.

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You don't have to do shit. We'll just
chill together.

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Cool? You can catch me up on cute boys
and first base and the birds and the

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bees.

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I don't date boys my age.

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But if we knock it out together, we
knock it out before she gets home, that

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you don't have to do it by yourself.

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The fish tank, I can cover you on that.

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Okay, deal. I'll be like, she was cool.

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Maybe next time we could work something.

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We could do a little more hardcore
discipline for a brat like you,

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00:12:02,310 --> 00:12:04,670
you out. Oh, yeah. I don't think you
could straighten me out.

241
00:12:06,350 --> 00:12:07,350
I think I already did.

242
00:12:07,610 --> 00:12:08,650
We already agreed.

243
00:12:09,050 --> 00:12:10,090
We've already negotiated.

244
00:12:10,470 --> 00:12:12,610
Yeah, because I'm not going to have to
do shit.

245
00:12:12,870 --> 00:12:14,670
Are you kidding me? It's already done.

246
00:12:15,210 --> 00:12:20,490
All right, so what I need you to do,
your mom, if she does come in early, I

247
00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:24,470
you to go put something less promiscuous
on. I promised her. I told her that you

248
00:12:24,470 --> 00:12:27,410
would stop dressing so promiscuous,
especially in the house. I think she's

249
00:12:27,410 --> 00:12:28,770
getting a little sketchy about me and
you.

250
00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:33,290
She said something. She's like, why is
she wearing those short shorts around

251
00:12:33,290 --> 00:12:35,450
you? It's your stepdaughter. That's not
your real daughter.

252
00:12:38,440 --> 00:12:40,200
I guess I'll change then.

253
00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:44,620
I mean, can you imagine if she walks in
here and you're bent over washing dishes

254
00:12:44,620 --> 00:12:45,620
with me wearing that?

255
00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:47,600
Look at it from her perspective.

256
00:12:48,060 --> 00:12:51,480
I mean, I guess, but like, whatever.

257
00:12:52,140 --> 00:12:56,180
You guys' dynamic is so... All right, so
please just go put something else on.

258
00:12:56,540 --> 00:12:57,760
We'll finish this quick.

259
00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:01,260
Where are you going?

260
00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:05,340
Well, I'm not going anywhere now because
they just fucking canceled like they

261
00:13:05,340 --> 00:13:06,340
always do anyway.

262
00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:13,720
What? I literally went through mom's
closet and got this horrendous skirt and

263
00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:17,740
grabbed one of your stupid old jackets
so I could be completely covered in the

264
00:13:17,740 --> 00:13:19,540
house. I like this. I like this look.

265
00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:24,540
You can't reveal anything. That way... I
look like I'm going to church.

266
00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:26,320
Exactly. That's how you need to look.

267
00:13:26,860 --> 00:13:27,860
Oh, my goodness.

268
00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:31,140
No, the only on my knees I was going to
do was what I was going to do tonight.

269
00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:33,180
Don't fucking say that. Shut up.

270
00:13:34,040 --> 00:13:35,860
I don't want to intuit PMI.

271
00:13:36,340 --> 00:13:37,720
Look, we talked about this.

272
00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:41,340
When you're going out, you need to tell
me who you're going out with and where

273
00:13:41,340 --> 00:13:44,000
you're going if you're living here.
You're not my keeper.

274
00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:47,760
Yes, I am. You know what? I like the way
you're dressed right now because nobody

275
00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:48,760
can see you.

276
00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:51,080
You like the way I'm dressed right now?
I look like mom.

277
00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:54,520
I don't have to get a little jealous or
anything thinking about you out there

278
00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:55,580
with these stupid boys.

279
00:13:56,440 --> 00:13:57,600
Oh, jealous, huh?

280
00:13:57,980 --> 00:13:58,980
A little bit.

281
00:13:59,420 --> 00:14:00,760
Then you live under my roof.

282
00:14:02,890 --> 00:14:04,330
What are you doing anyway?

283
00:14:04,690 --> 00:14:09,490
I was going to work, but you interrupted
me, so now I'm trying to catch up on

284
00:14:09,490 --> 00:14:13,370
what my rebellious stepdaughter's up to.
I'm sorry for interrupting your

285
00:14:13,370 --> 00:14:14,590
precious work.

286
00:14:16,090 --> 00:14:17,410
Whatever. Jesus.

287
00:14:17,670 --> 00:14:20,670
So, who is that that canceled on you?

288
00:14:20,990 --> 00:14:23,550
Trevor. Who in the fuck is Trevor?

289
00:14:23,890 --> 00:14:25,250
There's some guy in that.

290
00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:27,510
That is the douchiest name I've ever
heard.

291
00:14:28,850 --> 00:14:31,830
You know one of my fish names is Trevor.
You know that, right?

292
00:14:34,420 --> 00:14:38,860
I named one of them a fish, Trevor. You
should be like my stepdad has a fish

293
00:14:38,860 --> 00:14:39,619
named Trevor.

294
00:14:39,620 --> 00:14:40,359
Oh, yeah?

295
00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:41,360
Yeah. Yeah, I should.

296
00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:45,080
I should just tell him I'm just going to
hang out with my stepdad.

297
00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:46,520
Don't say that.

298
00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:48,700
He doesn't know your mom, does he?

299
00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:53,700
Can you imagine if he said... He's
probably like my mom's age, to be

300
00:14:55,840 --> 00:14:56,840
Okie dokie.

301
00:14:57,180 --> 00:14:58,700
I guess my work's interrupted.

302
00:15:05,740 --> 00:15:07,920
Not if you're wearing that. Hang out
with you.

303
00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:10,700
That outfit's dorky as fuck.

304
00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:12,400
I know.

305
00:15:12,460 --> 00:15:16,040
This is you guys' fault. I'm doing this
for you. I know, but you can dress

306
00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:19,100
normal around me. You just can't dress
normal outside this house.

307
00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:24,740
Oh, my God. But the whole point of our
conversation was that I couldn't dress

308
00:15:24,740 --> 00:15:28,180
like that around you. Yeah, but how can
I discipline you if you don't dress like

309
00:15:28,180 --> 00:15:29,180
that? Exactly.

310
00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:32,480
Anyway, so what are we going to do?

311
00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:35,220
I don't know. You want to play cards?

312
00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:37,800
Sure.

313
00:15:38,780 --> 00:15:41,180
That sounds fun. You want to watch race
cars?

314
00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:44,460
I guess.

315
00:15:44,940 --> 00:15:46,120
Want to go help me in the garden?

316
00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:49,260
I don't want to get my nails dirty.

317
00:15:49,780 --> 00:15:50,780
No?

318
00:15:51,660 --> 00:15:53,600
I could just hang out.

319
00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:57,180
What do you typically do when you hang
out with people?

320
00:15:58,600 --> 00:16:01,080
Will you please take that terrible
jacket off?

321
00:16:06,239 --> 00:16:08,760
Trevor probably would have been like,
what the... No, you would have taken it

322
00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:11,460
off as soon as you walked out of the
door. And that skirt, you probably would

323
00:16:11,460 --> 00:16:12,460
have rolled up, wouldn't you?

324
00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:14,160
I have something under.

325
00:16:14,820 --> 00:16:15,820
You do?

326
00:16:15,900 --> 00:16:16,900
No.

327
00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:19,320
But it was going to come off anyway.
You're going out there with nothing?

328
00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:21,940
Yeah. Tell me.

329
00:16:22,260 --> 00:16:23,560
I don't even have panties on.

330
00:16:23,860 --> 00:16:24,860
Let me see.

331
00:16:27,940 --> 00:16:30,500
You were serious? What the fuck is wrong
with you, dude?

332
00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:34,660
Easy access for the boys, I guess. Yeah,
if you're going to be a brat, you got

333
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:35,660
to do it right.

334
00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:42,100
But I guess it doesn't matter anyway
because they just cancel on you, so...

335
00:16:42,100 --> 00:16:44,740
you were trying to watch movies or what?
What are you trying to do?

336
00:16:45,020 --> 00:16:46,020
Yeah.

337
00:16:46,140 --> 00:16:47,140
Where's the remote?

338
00:16:49,820 --> 00:16:50,900
Maybe you're sitting on it.

339
00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:52,800
Maybe I'm not.

340
00:16:53,340 --> 00:16:54,560
I don't know where it is.

341
00:16:57,960 --> 00:16:58,960
Maybe it's in there.

342
00:17:01,300 --> 00:17:03,260
There you go. Why don't you put your
head right there?

343
00:17:03,540 --> 00:17:04,900
Yeah, maybe it's down there.

344
00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:07,240
Just relax. Put your head right here.
You don't have to...

345
00:17:07,930 --> 00:17:08,930
Just relax.

346
00:17:09,530 --> 00:17:14,810
You stressed out?

347
00:17:16,589 --> 00:17:17,589
Yeah.

348
00:17:18,109 --> 00:17:20,190
What kind of idiot would cancel on you?

349
00:17:20,530 --> 00:17:22,069
I don't know. A dumb one.

350
00:17:22,490 --> 00:17:23,490
Huh?

351
00:17:23,970 --> 00:17:25,290
A dumb one.

352
00:17:25,910 --> 00:17:26,910
Sounds dumb.

353
00:17:27,810 --> 00:17:28,870
Yeah. Whatever.

354
00:17:29,070 --> 00:17:30,070
His law.

355
00:17:31,130 --> 00:17:32,130
Big time.

356
00:17:32,710 --> 00:17:36,070
I mean, I don't really like him anyway.
I have my own intentions, though.

357
00:17:36,780 --> 00:17:37,780
Fuck it.

358
00:17:37,940 --> 00:17:40,740
What were you going to do? You were
talking about being on your knees or

359
00:17:40,740 --> 00:17:42,080
something? Mm -hmm.

360
00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:48,480
Yeah, there's too many annoying guys at
school, so I can't, you know.

361
00:17:48,840 --> 00:17:54,260
College dudes are just like... So I go
for the professors.

362
00:17:55,340 --> 00:17:56,340
Shut up.

363
00:17:56,840 --> 00:17:57,920
You flirt with me.

364
00:17:58,980 --> 00:18:01,120
Huh? I don't know, am I?

365
00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:02,600
I don't know.

366
00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:04,660
I'm so excited, though.

367
00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:07,010
Like you'd want me to.

368
00:18:07,210 --> 00:18:08,210
I just cannot.

369
00:18:08,530 --> 00:18:10,990
Is mom not giving you enough attention
lately?

370
00:18:12,210 --> 00:18:13,450
No? No.

371
00:18:15,250 --> 00:18:18,570
Well, there's something we could do.

372
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:25,730
I mean, I think I found the remote.

373
00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:28,190
Maybe.

374
00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:30,370
Maybe I hid it in my pants, huh?

375
00:18:30,850 --> 00:18:31,850
Should I check?

376
00:18:32,750 --> 00:18:33,990
Nope, not yet.

377
00:18:36,020 --> 00:18:37,740
Well then. Am I boring?

378
00:18:38,940 --> 00:18:45,460
Sometimes. So what we'll have to do,
just in case your mom walks up, you

379
00:18:45,460 --> 00:18:47,420
probably get right there on your knees.

380
00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:52,500
So we can act like we're doing something
if she walks up. You sure about this?

381
00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:54,740
I mean, I've got nothing better to do.

382
00:18:56,180 --> 00:18:57,300
I don't know.

383
00:18:59,820 --> 00:19:01,200
Alright, keep it a secret.

384
00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:03,280
I won't tell anyone.

385
00:19:22,220 --> 00:19:23,220
I've done this before, huh?

386
00:20:11,060 --> 00:20:12,680
Whoops, I'm going to make a mess.

387
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,280
Daddy's going to take a seat.

388
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,040
Get comfortable.

389
00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:33,120
I like that.

390
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:36,960
You have two handfuls.

391
00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:49,460
It's a lot bigger than I thought it was
gonna be.

392
00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:11,480
Yeah.

393
00:21:52,810 --> 00:21:55,430
This is the only time I'll let you tell
me what to do.

394
00:22:02,650 --> 00:22:03,010
Let me

395
00:22:03,010 --> 00:22:19,630
see

396
00:22:19,630 --> 00:22:20,630
you, Tom.

397
00:22:20,750 --> 00:22:22,190
Let me see you, Tom.

398
00:22:41,380 --> 00:22:43,680
This is way more fun, though.

399
00:22:46,340 --> 00:22:47,580
Oh, my goodness.

400
00:22:49,580 --> 00:22:51,200
It's so wet. Oh,

401
00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:54,000
good girl.

402
00:22:55,820 --> 00:22:57,240
Fuck yeah, just like that.

403
00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:59,400
That's how you serve with that.

404
00:23:01,710 --> 00:23:02,770
You servicing that cock?

405
00:23:03,330 --> 00:23:04,670
I'm better than Mom can.

406
00:23:05,370 --> 00:23:06,430
Keep doing that.

407
00:23:10,010 --> 00:23:11,590
What do you mean when you do that?

408
00:23:12,690 --> 00:23:13,830
It's my fucking eyes.

409
00:24:00,460 --> 00:24:02,000
Oh my god, look at all of this.

410
00:24:41,450 --> 00:24:42,450
And...

411
00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:22,180
It feels like you have the weight of the
world on your shoulders.

412
00:25:23,180 --> 00:25:24,360
Let me see how I feel.

413
00:26:02,210 --> 00:26:03,210
Shit,

414
00:26:04,990 --> 00:26:06,110
your mom just texted.

415
00:26:06,430 --> 00:26:08,310
What? She's in the garage. What the
fuck?

416
00:26:08,590 --> 00:26:09,369
Yeah, excuse me.

417
00:26:09,370 --> 00:26:13,390
Um... Just, uh... Just... Here's the
remote.

418
00:26:13,650 --> 00:26:14,650
I was fucking with you.

419
00:26:15,190 --> 00:26:16,310
I think I'm watching TV.

420
00:26:16,510 --> 00:26:17,510
Yeah, of course.

421
00:26:17,910 --> 00:26:18,910
Oh, no.

422
00:26:19,500 --> 00:26:22,940
Stop it. I figured I would dress the
part.

423
00:26:23,420 --> 00:26:26,020
No more of this. I can't look at this.
Stop.

424
00:26:26,340 --> 00:26:29,240
Are you saying you don't want it? I'm
not saying that. I'm just saying, like,

425
00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:31,420
are you sure these should be... Where'd
you get this from?

426
00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:32,680
I ordered it.

427
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:35,440
You did that because of the spankings
the other day.

428
00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:36,680
Mm -hmm.

429
00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:40,720
What's up with this Trevor guy? Why are
you coming fucking with me?

430
00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:42,720
I'm old. This cover's boring.

431
00:26:43,380 --> 00:26:44,380
It's boring.

432
00:26:44,420 --> 00:26:45,520
What are you doing anyway?

433
00:26:46,740 --> 00:26:48,220
Fucking restringing my guitar.

434
00:26:48,660 --> 00:26:49,660
Mm.

435
00:26:51,850 --> 00:26:53,430
What are you up to? You better chill
out.

436
00:26:53,870 --> 00:26:56,050
Crazy. I just wanted to hang out.

437
00:26:56,510 --> 00:26:57,510
Yeah, I see that.

438
00:26:57,790 --> 00:26:59,990
Do you not like the outfit? I can take
it off.

439
00:27:00,270 --> 00:27:02,950
I love the outfit, but where's your mom?

440
00:27:03,690 --> 00:27:05,950
She's not here right now. She's on the
plane now.

441
00:27:06,290 --> 00:27:07,289
I know that.

442
00:27:07,290 --> 00:27:11,790
She'll be gone for at least three or
four hours. She's got plenty of time.

443
00:27:14,610 --> 00:27:15,509
What is that?

444
00:27:15,510 --> 00:27:17,610
Okay, well, let me put the guitar down.

445
00:27:18,550 --> 00:27:19,550
So you want to do it?

446
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:21,780
push it a little further this time, huh?

447
00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:26,460
I mean, do I have to do something bad in
order to get punished?

448
00:27:27,620 --> 00:27:29,220
You're doing something bad right now.

449
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:33,120
You should not be doing this. What are
you going to do about it?

450
00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:35,120
I don't know.

451
00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:36,480
What do you think I should do?

452
00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:41,920
Whatever comes to mind.

453
00:27:57,870 --> 00:27:58,870
really happening, huh?

454
00:27:59,330 --> 00:28:02,650
Mm -hmm. As long as you don't tell
anybody.

455
00:28:03,490 --> 00:28:04,490
Shut up.

456
00:28:05,810 --> 00:28:10,670
Sure about this? I'm really wet.

457
00:28:11,610 --> 00:28:13,470
I've been thinking about you all day.

458
00:28:14,370 --> 00:28:16,330
Just waiting for mom to leave.

459
00:28:18,270 --> 00:28:19,470
Best opportunity.

460
00:28:34,670 --> 00:28:36,230
You're not going to be able to say no to
me.

461
00:28:36,970 --> 00:28:38,390
Come out to the edge a little bit.

462
00:29:49,390 --> 00:29:53,570
me so hard oh my god fuck oh fuck

463
00:29:53,570 --> 00:30:00,430
yes oh my god you're gonna

464
00:30:00,430 --> 00:30:07,170
make me cum already oh yeah fuck just
like that oh my god

465
00:30:39,370 --> 00:30:40,370
Oh, there she is.

466
00:32:18,790 --> 00:32:19,790
whole thing.

467
00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:21,080
fucking good.

468
00:33:21,540 --> 00:33:25,320
Oh, I love when you fucking fill me up
with that big fuck.

469
00:33:28,220 --> 00:33:30,760
Oh my gosh, you're the best dad ever.

470
00:38:24,529 --> 00:38:25,529
Oh,

471
00:38:26,330 --> 00:38:27,610
my God. Oh,

472
00:38:39,210 --> 00:38:41,110
my God.

473
00:38:41,550 --> 00:38:43,470
Oh, my God. Oh,

474
00:38:44,390 --> 00:38:45,390
my God.

475
00:38:45,770 --> 00:38:47,090
Oh, my God.

476
00:38:47,310 --> 00:38:48,310
Oh, my God. Oh,

477
00:38:50,170 --> 00:38:51,410
my God.

478
00:38:52,270 --> 00:38:54,700
Oh, my God. so fucking good.

479
00:38:55,020 --> 00:38:57,460
I'm going to give me every inch of that
fucking cock.

480
00:38:57,680 --> 00:38:58,860
Oh my god.

481
00:39:32,910 --> 00:39:34,630
God. Oh, fuck.

482
00:39:35,190 --> 00:39:37,690
Oh, yeah. Just like that.

483
00:40:17,230 --> 00:40:18,230
So fucking what?

484
00:40:50,350 --> 00:40:51,670
Fucking lovely.

485
00:40:52,170 --> 00:40:53,170
Fuck me.

486
00:41:29,070 --> 00:41:31,130
Spread that out. There we go.

487
00:41:32,530 --> 00:41:33,750
Oh, my God.

488
00:41:34,510 --> 00:41:35,510
Oh, fuck.

489
00:41:36,010 --> 00:41:37,230
Yes. Yes.

490
00:41:37,590 --> 00:41:40,770
Oh, just like that. Oh, fuck, fuck,
fuck. Just like that. I'm going to...

491
00:42:22,250 --> 00:42:23,250
Bye.

492
00:43:46,180 --> 00:43:47,880
You probably never will.

493
00:43:48,220 --> 00:43:49,220
Nope.

494
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:51,180
I'm going to keep it a secret, though,
okay?

495
00:43:51,980 --> 00:43:53,180
I promise. Thank you, promise.

496
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:55,600
Fist bump.

497
00:43:57,580 --> 00:44:01,060
Oh, my God. You better get cleaned up
before she gets back from that

498
00:44:01,060 --> 00:44:01,999
appointment, huh?

499
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:03,260
I want to marry you.

500
00:44:03,580 --> 00:44:05,640
You can marry your stepdaddy.

501
00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:09,000
Kick mom out of here.

502
00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:10,840
Yeah.